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Joke Of The Week
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really mad.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, she brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
His wife was really mad.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, she brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Random Quotes To Live By...
A great school counselor once told me:
"What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular!"
"The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving."
"Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
"Baby Philosophy - If something stinks change it."
"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles."
"What is popular is not always right, and what is right is not always popular!"
"The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving."
"Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
"Baby Philosophy - If something stinks change it."
"A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles."
1 comment:
Ha, I definitely agree.
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